Consider
the stories we read this week (T 2/26 & R 2/27). Pick one character
and write a tweet that s/he would post (think about their actions,
character, how/what they think, etc.). You may also tweet a response to a
tweet posted by one of your peers (from either section).
(Little Red Riding Hood-Dahl) I love my new wolfskin coat! It keeps me warm and I got it for free. Even better! #whodoesn'tlovefreestuff #ripwolfie
ReplyDelete^^Anmol Raien
ReplyDelete(Little Red Riding Hood-Dahl) You thought you were smarter than me wolf, think again. #BANGBANG #whoslaughingnow
ReplyDelete(Wolf--Dahl) COME ON! I rehearsed this perfectly and this little girl screwed up her lines! Ah well... probably still gonna eat her anyways! #amatures #stupidkid #hungry
ReplyDelete[Little girl—Thurber] I’m so glad I got this automatic last christmas! It really came in handy today #bangbang #Icanhandlemyself #whathappenedtograndma?
ReplyDelete(The False Grandmother- Calvino) I just arrived at my grandmother's house and it looks like she has decided to grow her hair out...#hairyhands#hairychest#kindofodd
ReplyDelete(Little girl-Calvino) Just tricked an ogress. Told her I had to 'take care of business' and she lowered me down herself #imagirlnotagoat #oldesttrickinthebook
ReplyDelete(Hunter - Grimms) Holy cow can that grandma snore. It almost sounds like she is growling?? No wonder I haven't killed anything because her snoring scares it away!! #sleepapnea
ReplyDelete(Wolf Charles Perrault) Wow was I hungry! Haven't eaten in 3 days! Grandmother and Red really hit the spot! #starvingtodeath #bigteeth #allthebettertoeatyouupwith
ReplyDelete(Goldflower-Mi) What Wolf? What's it have to do with me? I just tricked and killed a human-eating bear...much more impressive than beating a wolf. #bearslayer #wolvesareoverrated
ReplyDelete(Little Girl- Thurber) I can't believe that wolf assumed I would be stupid enough to actually think he was my grandmother. Oh well, I showed him. #revenge #notanidiot #tryme
ReplyDelete(Wolf) Does any one have a toothpick I can use? I have something in my teeth. #mightbehair #mightbeskin #mightbeclothes
ReplyDelete(Little Red Riding Hood; Dahl) Like my new coat, its a new design I'm trying out by lous Wouffton. #NotVeganCoat #bangbangbang #IseeitIlikeitIwantitIgotit
ReplyDelete(Wolf; Dahl) I'm more interested in making you into little red bottom shoes. #louboutin #style #redisin
Delete(Little Red Riding Hood - Dahl) I am smarter than you think Mr. Wolf. I have been at the shooting range practicing my shot. #bang #karma
ReplyDelete(Wolf) Got some g-ma takeout #scrumptuous
ReplyDelete(Little Red Riding Hood-Dahl) You think that disguise is going to fool me Mr.Wolf? I'm smarter than that. #itshardtofoollittlegirlstoday
ReplyDelete(Little Red Riding Hood- Dahl) I love my new wolfskin coat, versace who? All the wolves know who is in charge now. #wolfkiller #fashion #guninmynickers
ReplyDelete(Red Riding Hood) I love my new fur coat! #sofetch
ReplyDelete(Red Riding Hood-Thurber) I'm glad I picked up the basket with the concealed carry option, really makes this automatic a lot more practical and stylish for wolf control. #GucciBasket #AdvancedHomeDefense
ReplyDeleteForgot my name - Tyler Neyman
Delete(Red Riding Hood Movie- Valerie) Thought I could trust my dad. My own family. Guess not. He turned out to be the werewolf and then bit my boyfriend! #poorpeter #werewolves #grandma'shouse
ReplyDelete(The False Grandmother - Calvino) Wow Grandma has really been letting herself go... #BuyARazor
ReplyDelete(Red Riding Hood- Thurber) I'm self taught with my gun. Glad I didn't miss the wolf or it would've been messy. #oneshot #bullseye #byebyebadwolf
ReplyDelete(Red Riding Hood-Dahl) I can take care of myself! #onmyown #newfurcoat
ReplyDeleteThe False Grandmother: Little Red: "Im a slut for bread and wine" #goodbyegrandmother
ReplyDelete(Little Red) Just because I’m a girl, doesn’t mean I’m dumb. #iknowyourawolf #yournotgrandma
ReplyDelete(Dahl version) Don’t have the typical stereotype of me!! I can fight for myself and even be stronger than some men. #wolfskin #comfy #shootshimdead #boom
ReplyDelete(Little Girl-Calvino) You get what you give! #byegirl #fairtrade
ReplyDelete(Red Riding Hood- Dahl) Aw shit I think I shot my grandmamma #waitohno #shegondieanyways
ReplyDelete(Little girl-Perrault) Grandma just offered me meat and wine! Gonna be a good night! #whyisthiscattalkingtome #whatswrongwithgrandma
ReplyDelete(Red Riding Hood- Dahl) That wolf did NOT see that coming! Well... I bet no one really saw that coming. Your girl isn't messing around. #furcoatjustintimeforwinter #packingheat
ReplyDelete(Red Riding Hood) Can't wait to chow down with g-ma! #hungry #whatswiththewolf
ReplyDelete(The Wolf) Got my shirt a little messy forgot my people eating bib today. #yummy
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